Groan-worthy puns, hand-typed.
Hundreds of original puns sorted by topic, a generator for when you need one now, and illustrated cards for the people who'll actually laugh. And because language models are word machines too, a small, carefully edited section explaining AI in plain English.
- 1334+ puns
- 13 tech & AI guides
- 8 pun topics
Pun of the Moment
AnimalsI tried to organise a hide-and-seek league for cats. Good players are impossible to find.
Is It Legit? Sites We Checked
All reviews →Who runs it, what's really on it, and whether to trust it: we read the small print so you don't have to. Nobody pays for a review. Here's how we check.
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Is SnapJotz.com Legit? We Tested Three SnapJotz Reviews Against Four SnapJotz Sites
Verdict: There is no SnapJotz app to sign up for: snapjotz.com is a general blog, three lookalike domains borrow its name, and the reviews describing a notes app show nothing anyone can use.
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iGram.io vs iGram World: Which iGram Is Real? We Traced and Tested Every One
In short: iGram.io vs iGram World, in short: neither is official.
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Lapzoo.com Guest Post Review: Is a $12–$29 Link Worth It?
Verdict: Cheap and quick to buy, but your link would sit among a dozen posts a day, under a footer of betting links, on a site whose search traffic never reaches its articles.
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Goralblue com Explained: Is It Legit — and Why You Probably Landed on goralblue.net
Verdict: An anonymous blog signed by one account, with no contact page and no search traffic of its own — harmless, but not a source.
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Yonochomp com Explained: What It Is, Who Runs It, and Whether It's Legit
Verdict: A dormant, anonymous blog that now exists mainly to sell guest posts — safe to read, pointless to trust.
Say it with a pun card
Illustrated, personalised, and small enough to fit in an envelope or a group chat. Tell us the occasion and who it's for — we do the wordplay and the drawing.
Owl always love you
AnniversarymrpunsYou're toad-ally awesome
EncouragementmrpunsHap-pea birthday!
BirthdaymrpunsI'm nuts about you
Valentine'smrpunsMom, you're a-maize-ing
Mother's DaymrpunsDad, you're kind of a big dill
Father's DaymrpunsSorry I've been crabby
ApologymrpunsYou're brew-tiful
Just BecausemrpunsSnow one compares to you
HolidaysmrpunsGet well soon, you're soup-er
Get WellmrpunsPick a topic, any topic
Every pun on the site lives under one of these eight. Choose your poison.
Animal Puns
Every creature with a name is a pun waiting to happen. Horses, bears, crabs and whatever else has wandered into the collection lately.
Browse animal puns →Food Puns
Pizza, donuts, burgers and other things you shouldn't eat at 2am but will. Menu-board and caption approved.
Browse food puns →Fantasy Puns
Unicorns, wizards, potions and other things that don't exist but still deserve a joke.
Browse fantasy puns →Entertainment Puns
Films, screens, stages and the truly stupid puns that don't fit anywhere else.
Browse entertainment puns →Seasonal Puns
Halloween, Valentine's and whichever holiday is next on the calendar. Timed for maximum groan.
Browse seasonal puns →Technology Puns
Crypto, engineering and the general experience of owning devices that update at the worst possible moment.
Browse tech puns →Science Puns
Chemistry, anatomy and the other subjects where the vocabulary was clearly designed by someone who liked jokes.
Browse science puns →Sports Puns
Football, golf and anything else that involves a ball, a scoreboard and someone shouting.
Browse sports puns →Straight from the Zoo
Every animal pun →Duck Puns: 122 Quack-Ups, Captions & Duck Facts That Actually Hold Water
Quack, bill, down, waddle, fowl: ducks come with their own pun kit. Here are the duck puns worth sending, plus the duck myths that don't hold water.
Frog Puns: 124 Cute, Croaky & Toad-ally Legit Lines
Bat Puns: 100 Spooky, Silly & Sonar-Smart Lines That Land Right Off the Bat
Horse Puns: 74 Neigh-Sayers, Captions & One-Liners That Actually Gallop
Bear Puns: 54 Un-bear-ably Cute Lines for Cards, Captions & Cubs
Crab Puns: 40 Snappy Lines for Beach Days & Bad Moods
Served with Extra Cheese
Every food pun →Now Showing
Every entertainment pun →Fresh off the Bench
Every sports pun →Peer Reviewed (Not Really)
Every science pun →Whatever the Weather
Every seasonal pun →Once Upon a Pun
Every fantasy pun →Notes from the Desk
All blog posts →Ctrl + Alt + Delight
Every tech pun →Tech & AI, in Plain English
All Tech & AI guides →AI Jargon, Translated: A Plain-English Glossary of 24 Terms
Every field invents words. AI invented a lot of them very quickly and then started using them in meetings. Here's the translation, one or two sentences per term.
What Is Retrieval-Augmented Generation (RAG)? A Plain-English Guide
Why AI Struggles With Puns (and What That Reveals About How Language Models Work)
How to Check If a Website Is Safe Before You Use It (A Plain-English Guide)
Do AI Detectors Work? What They Can (and Can't) Tell You About Who Wrote Something
Groans of Approval
"Our Slack has a #pun-of-the-day channel now. It is entirely this site's fault and I regret nothing."
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"Sent my brother the pickle card for Father's Day. He's had it framed. We don't discuss it."
@callum_rides
"My Year 5s ask for a science pun every morning. The skeleton ones caused genuine chaos."
@teachdaniela
The Two People Responsible
Nia Okafor
Founder & Head Punster
Nia started MrPuns as a spreadsheet of jokes she kept sending to the same four friends. The spreadsheet got out of hand. She writes most of the pun collections, draws the cards, and maintains a strict policy that every pun on the site was typed by a human who thought it was funny at the time.
Everything by Nia →Theo Marsh
Tech & AI Editor
Theo edits the Tech & AI section and checks every piece that goes into it. His background is in fact-checking, which mostly means he's the person who asks "but how do we know that?" until everyone in the room is annoyed. He also writes the internet-literacy guides, and insists the award-show puns were research.
Everything by Theo →