Golf Puns: 32 Tee-Time Lines, Captions & Card Openers
In short
Golf puns are perennial because golfers love them; tee-rific alone is on countless mugs. This page has 32, grouped for the course, the card and the clubhouse.
Golf puns are perennial because golfers love them. "Tee-rific" has probably been printed on more mugs than any other sports pun in history.
Grouped for the course, the card, and the clubhouse.
Golf Puns
Straight down the fairway.
- You're tee-rific.
- This is going to be putt-standing.
- I'm on par today.
- Fore-get about it.
- Iron out the details later.
- You're driving me crazy — in a good way.
- Let's get this par-ty started.
- Feeling green today.
- Putt your best foot forward.
- You're a real chip off the old block.
- Hole-y moly, what a shot.
- Let the good times roll — into the hole.
Golf Jokes
Clubhouse classics.
- Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one.
- What's a golfer's favourite letter? Tee.
- Why did the golfer bring an umbrella? For the drive-by showers.
- What do you call a golfer who scores badly? A chip off the old bogey.
- Why was the golfer's phone always ringing? He had a lot of calls on the green.
- What's a golfer's favourite dance? The birdie.
- Why did the golfer go to the dentist? He had a hole in one.
- Why don't golfers argue? They'd rather keep the peace on the green.
- How did the golfer get home? By course.
- What do golfers say when they're finished? Fore-ver done.
Golf Captions
Swing, snap, post.
- Tee time is me time.
- Golf: the only place I'm okay with hitting under par.
- Drive it like you stole it.
- Life's a course, play it well.
- Just here for the cart.
- Bogeys and bragging rights.
- Talk birdie to me.
- Sunday is for the green.
- Swing hard, apologise later.
- Par-tee animal.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What's the best golf pun for a retirement card?
"Fore-ever free" and "Time to tee off on retirement" are the two most popular. Both fit on a standard card front.