Order a card
The more you tell us about the person, the better the pun. Submitting opens a pre-filled email in your mail app — nothing goes anywhere until you press send.
Questions people ask before ordering
What do I actually get?
Two files by email: a print-ready PDF sized for an A6 card, and a phone-sized image for sending in a chat. Printed and posted cards are possible — say so in the note and we'll quote postage.
What if I don't like the pun?
The Hat-Trick and Full Deck include rounds of tweaks. On a One-Liner, we'll swap the line once if it genuinely misses — we'd rather you send something you like.
Can the drawing be of a specific thing?
Usually, yes. Pets, hobbies, and objects with faces are our speciality. Likenesses of actual people are not.
How fast is it?
One-Liners and Hat-Tricks go out within three days; Full Decks within five. If you have a date, put it in the note and we'll work to it.