Pun Cards, Made to Order

Tell us the occasion and who it's for. We write the line, draw the character, and send you a card that's ready to print or text. Birthdays, apologies, anniversaries, and the deeply specific in-jokes in between.

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Every card is written and drawn for its recipient. These are ones people were happy for us to show.

Pricing

Flat prices, tweaks included where it says so, nothing recurring.

A single card

The One-Liner

$6

  • 1 card, written and drawn for one person
  • Print-ready PDF + phone-sized image
  • Delivered within 3 days
Pick The One-Liner
A year of excuses

The Full Deck

$40

  • 12 cards, any mix of occasions
  • Print-ready PDF + phone-sized images
  • Delivered within 5 days
  • Two rounds of tweaks included
  • Matching envelope liner artwork
Pick The Full Deck

Order a card

The more you tell us about the person, the better the pun. Submitting opens a pre-filled email in your mail app — nothing goes anywhere until you press send.

We reply from a human inbox, usually within a day.

Questions people ask before ordering

What do I actually get?

Two files by email: a print-ready PDF sized for an A6 card, and a phone-sized image for sending in a chat. Printed and posted cards are possible — say so in the note and we'll quote postage.

What if I don't like the pun?

The Hat-Trick and Full Deck include rounds of tweaks. On a One-Liner, we'll swap the line once if it genuinely misses — we'd rather you send something you like.

Can the drawing be of a specific thing?

Usually, yes. Pets, hobbies, and objects with faces are our speciality. Likenesses of actual people are not.

How fast is it?

One-Liners and Hat-Tricks go out within three days; Full Decks within five. If you have a date, put it in the note and we'll work to it.